"it" just moved
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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