Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
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I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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