I think my fart just growled at me.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
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Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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