youre lurking in front of me
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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