Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
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The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Found your dick twin last night
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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