Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
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I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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