Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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