I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
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I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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