I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
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I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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