you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
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Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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