what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
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