Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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