haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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