I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
My vagina just recognized that song.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
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All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Ladies don't puke and tell
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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