its not stalking. its research.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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My vagina just recognized that song.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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