I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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