This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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