I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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