I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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