i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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