Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
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Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
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Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
This toilet bowl is my home.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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