Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
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Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You are a genius and a whore.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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