tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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