i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
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Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
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