There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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