yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
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I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
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i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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