wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
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I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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