guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
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oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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