As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
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We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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The cougar kind?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
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