South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
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Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
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I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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