I think I died a long time ago.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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