No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
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Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
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I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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