SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
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Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
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I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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