new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
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Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
he had hair everywhere except his balls
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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