Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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