he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
My balls are so social today.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
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i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
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I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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