That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
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im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
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i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
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He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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