So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
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I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
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I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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