naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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