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I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
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Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I'm too high and old for this...
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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