hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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