hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
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We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
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I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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