She is in my trunk
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
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