I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
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You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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