Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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