its not stalking. its research.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
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That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
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