ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
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Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
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Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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