Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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