I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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