you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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