morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
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I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
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And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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