Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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